The Weekly Memo

Michael Richards to MySpace: Why Have I Lost All My Friends?

After delivering a humiliating public apology for unleashing a series of racial epithets during a Laugh Factory performance, Michael "Kramer" Richards is now having to deal with technical problems...

By Chad Fifer, Nov 22, 2006

Bush to Britney: Don't Let K-Fed Get the House!

With Britney Spears announcing her divorce from Kevin Federline on the very same day that the Republicans lost the majority in the House of Representatives, President Bush has a lot on his mind...

By Chad Fifer, Nov 8, 2006

Bloomberg's Shakira Endorsement: Unedited!

In a short spot that aired yesterday on MTV's Total Request Live, NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg lent his support to Shakira's video "Hips Don't Lie" in the race for Video of the Year. His endorsement will air again on the MTV Video Music Awards Thursday night, where that honor will be bestowed on one lucky artist. The following memos leaked this morning from Bloomberg's office reveal the full content of his taped statement before it was subjected to tricky professional editing.

By Chad Fifer, Aug 30, 2006

Bush to Syria: With Tucker Carlson Dancing, We All Win

With a cease-fire in effect between Israel and Hezbollah, supporters from both sides are claiming to have won the month-long conflict. Predictably, Bush has come out in support of Israel, while the leaders of Iran and Syria have come out in support of Hezbollah. Meanwhile, the Stars have begun to align...

By Chad Fifer, Aug 16, 2006

Taylor Hicks to Soul Patrol: Finally We May Begin Harvesting Souls!

After besting Katharine McPhee in last night's American Idol finale, Taylor Hicks gave an innocent, enthusiastic shout out to his ever-supportive "Soul Patrol." A memo leaked this morning, however, reveals that the charismatic crooner also released a secret, far more sinister communiqué to these same fans...

By Chad Fifer, May 25, 2006

Condoleeza Rice to the Press: I Thought That Letter Was From Iman

Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice has been criticized across the Mideast as well as by members of the American press for so quickly dismissing Iranian President Ahmadinejad's critical 18-page letter to President Bush. In a newly released public memo, she attempts to explain her position...

By Chad Fifer, May 10, 2006

Love and Clouds

In the tradition of A.R. Gurney's play "Love Letters" and Nick Bantock's "Griffin and Sabine" books, The Weekly Memo is proud to present the classic correspondence of Svenson and Delicia...

By Chad Fifer, Apr 26, 2006

Schwarzenegger to California: We Must Fight the Floods Together!

A spate of recent storms in California have caused massive flooding and forced many residents to evacuate. As more storms threaten the region, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has declared a state of emergency and released a memo containing his advice on how to deal with the danger.

By Chad Fifer, Apr 12, 2006

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